Prom Orientation

That old high school rite of passage, the Prom, has been further updated.  Some schools are now featuring orientation sessions in anticipation of this night of collective excess and bliss.  Will attendance be required?  Will having attended this orientation be marked on a student's transcript? 

High school administrators already monitor what sort of prom dress a girl can wear, and the occasional butch lesbian may be forbidden to wear a tux when she takes her lipstick lesbian girlfriend.

This is too much!