I fear that this is a mounting cultural frend: the decreasing civility and the tendency to demonize the other side. Being moderate is seen as a moral failing.
I'm afraid that I'm not exempt from this. But in my quieter, more thoughtful moments, I sense an unfairness in me.
Australian Cleavage
Ex.:
Check out the Australian cleavage on those cheerleaders lifting their pom poms over their heads!
Is Kim Kardashian Too Big to Fail?
Sometimes we wonder. Maybe it was when her butt got its own zip code.
No, seriously; she made it okay for those kinds of assets to be enjoyed.
No, seriously; she made it okay for those kinds of assets to be enjoyed.
Found on the Internet: Grunting Women
Noise machines recorded 21-year-old Victoria Azarenka, of Belarus, grunting at 95 decibels in her match against Slovakia's Magdalena Rybarikova on Monday. That is still some way short of the loudest recorded grunt which came from Maria Sharapova in 2009 and measured 105 decibels.
Balkanized North America
This is Matthew White's interpretation of the most fragmented North America could have been:
Belldandy
It's very unlikely that the Goddess Belldandy would have worn something as improper as that string bikini.
Interstate 22
A man was driving down the interstate at 22 miles per hour. He never went above or below. An officer noticed and followed him a while and then pulled him over. Before the officer could even get to the window the man was saying "I was not speeding, the speed limit is 22 miles per hour and that is exactly what I was doing, I was not speeding".
The police officer said, "I didn't pull you over for speeding, I pulled you over for going to slow".
The man said "But the sign says 22".
The officer told him that he was on Interstate 22. As the man shook his head, the officer noticed that there were three women sitting inside the car. All of them were sitting with their mouths hanging open and spit drooling down the side. Their faces were very white and their hair was completely messy.
The police officer leaned toward the man and said "What's wrong with them?"
The man said "Well, we just came off of Interstate 134".
The police officer said, "I didn't pull you over for speeding, I pulled you over for going to slow".
The man said "But the sign says 22".
The officer told him that he was on Interstate 22. As the man shook his head, the officer noticed that there were three women sitting inside the car. All of them were sitting with their mouths hanging open and spit drooling down the side. Their faces were very white and their hair was completely messy.
The police officer leaned toward the man and said "What's wrong with them?"
The man said "Well, we just came off of Interstate 134".
Boudreaux Joke
Boudreaux, the smoothest-talking Cajun in the Louisiana National Guard, got called up to active duty. Boudreaux's first assignment was in a military induction center.
Because he was a good talker, they assigned him the duty of advising new recruits about government benefits, especially the GI insurance to which they were entitled.
The officer in charge soon noticed that Boudreaux was getting a 99% sign-up rate for the more expensive supplemental form of GI insurance.
This was remarkable, because it cost these low-income recruits $30.00 per month for the higher coverage, compared to what the government was already providing at no charge. The officer decided he'd sit in the back of the room at the next briefing and observe Boudreaux's sales pitch.
Boudreaux stood up before the latest group of inductees and said, "If you has da normal GI insurans an' you goes to Afghanistan an' gets youself killed, da governmen' pays you beneficiary $20,000. If you takes out da supplemental insurans, which cost you only t'irty dollars a mons, den da governmen' gots ta pay you beneficiary $200,000!
"Now," Boudreaux concluded, "which bunch you tink dey gonna send ta Afghanistan first?
Because he was a good talker, they assigned him the duty of advising new recruits about government benefits, especially the GI insurance to which they were entitled.
The officer in charge soon noticed that Boudreaux was getting a 99% sign-up rate for the more expensive supplemental form of GI insurance.
This was remarkable, because it cost these low-income recruits $30.00 per month for the higher coverage, compared to what the government was already providing at no charge. The officer decided he'd sit in the back of the room at the next briefing and observe Boudreaux's sales pitch.
Boudreaux stood up before the latest group of inductees and said, "If you has da normal GI insurans an' you goes to Afghanistan an' gets youself killed, da governmen' pays you beneficiary $20,000. If you takes out da supplemental insurans, which cost you only t'irty dollars a mons, den da governmen' gots ta pay you beneficiary $200,000!
"Now," Boudreaux concluded, "which bunch you tink dey gonna send ta Afghanistan first?
Boston Jilling
Boston jilling 35 up, 5 down
The female act of touching herself furtively in the privates while fully clothed; so-called because of the reputation Bostonians have for sexual inhibitions and hypocrisy.
It was a long and boring guy flick, so I entertained myself by Boston jilling during it. I don't think my guy was the wiser, as he was too intent on the action.
masturbation self-love self-gratification self-abuse self-stimulation
by Nora O'Shaughnessy Oct 31, 2007 share this
found in Urban Dictionary
The female act of touching herself furtively in the privates while fully clothed; so-called because of the reputation Bostonians have for sexual inhibitions and hypocrisy.
It was a long and boring guy flick, so I entertained myself by Boston jilling during it. I don't think my guy was the wiser, as he was too intent on the action.
masturbation self-love self-gratification self-abuse self-stimulation
by Nora O'Shaughnessy Oct 31, 2007 share this
found in Urban Dictionary
Arschgeweih
In my opinion, the arschgeweih tattoo in the small of a woman's back is a bad idea. The meaning of this German term is "ass antlers." Americans refer to it as a "tramp stamp." Whether or not it is appropriate, it's a dubious status t proclaim!
Skinny Dipping on Maundy Thursday
In the Czech Republic, today is known as Zelený čtvrtek, or Green Thursday, according to the tourism guide My Czeck Republic, which offers several explanations for the name's origins. It could be because green vestments traditionally were used for the Mass that day, or because penitents wore sprigs of green herbs today, or possibly because only vegetables used to be eaten today.
Among the more unique aspects to Maundy Thursday in the central European nation, children are to go skinny dipping.
Among the more unique aspects to Maundy Thursday in the central European nation, children are to go skinny dipping.
On Zelený čtvrtek in the Czech Republic, the children must go out very early in the morning and bathe – naked! – in the river. This is supposed to be a cure for laziness. And when they come in, shivering and complaining that they’ve just been made to do something they would be punished for in summer, when they would enjoy it, the rope-like jidášky are eaten. Jidášky are served with honey at breakfast. These breakfast cakes, made to look like rope, suggest the fate of Judas Iscariot, who "went and hanged himself" (Matthew 27:5 NKJV) in remorse after he had identified Jesus to His enemies.
Kissimee
A man and his wife were driving their Recreational Vehicle across Florida and were nearing a town spelled Kissimmee. They noted the strange spelling and tried to figure how to pronounce it - KISS-a-me; kis-A-me; kis-a-ME
They grew more perplexed as they drove into the town. Since they were hungry, they pulled into a place to get something to eat. At the counter, the man said to the waitress: "My wife and I can't seem to be able to figure out how to pronounce this place. Will you tell me where we are and say it very slowly so that I can understand."
The waitress looked at him and said: "Buuurrrgerrr Kiiiinnnng"
They grew more perplexed as they drove into the town. Since they were hungry, they pulled into a place to get something to eat. At the counter, the man said to the waitress: "My wife and I can't seem to be able to figure out how to pronounce this place. Will you tell me where we are and say it very slowly so that I can understand."
The waitress looked at him and said: "Buuurrrgerrr Kiiiinnnng"
Almost the Same
A married man goes to confessional and says to the priest, "Father, I had an affair with a woman... almost." "What do you mean almost?" question the priest. "Well, we got undressed and rubbed together, but then I stopped." "Rubbing together is the same as putting it in," explains the priest. "You're not to go near that woman again. Now, say five Hail Mary's and put $50 in the poor box."
The man leaves confessional, says his prayers, and then walks over to the poor box. He pauses for a moment and then decides to leave. The priest quickly runs over to the man and exclaims, "I saw that... you didn't put any money in the poor box!" "Well Father, I rubbed up against it and, like you said, it's the same as putting it in!"
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The man leaves confessional, says his prayers, and then walks over to the poor box. He pauses for a moment and then decides to leave. The priest quickly runs over to the man and exclaims, "I saw that... you didn't put any money in the poor box!" "Well Father, I rubbed up against it and, like you said, it's the same as putting it in!"
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How a Man Thinks
Imagine one's thoughts:
"When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend.
When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.
In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability.
When I was 25 I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything.
Life became so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement.
When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition.
When I turned 30, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground, so I married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned.
I am older and wiser now, and am looking for a girl with big tits."
"When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend.
When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.
In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability.
When I was 25 I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything.
Life became so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement.
When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition.
When I turned 30, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground, so I married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned.
I am older and wiser now, and am looking for a girl with big tits."
Wives or Mistresses
Three men — a mathematician, a biologist, and an engineer — are discussing their love lives. The mathematician starts off talking about how much he loves having a wife. She takes care of him. She always there for him. She's so constant, just everything he could want.
But the biologist disagrees. "What you really need is a mistress", he says. "My wife is boring, but my mistress always makes sure there's something new and exciting going on".
Those two argue back and forth for a little while until, finally, they ask the engineer to break the tie. Which is better, a wife, or a mistress ?
"I like having both", says the engineer. "That way, one of them always assumes I'm off spending time with the other one, and I can go into the office and get some work done".
But the biologist disagrees. "What you really need is a mistress", he says. "My wife is boring, but my mistress always makes sure there's something new and exciting going on".
Those two argue back and forth for a little while until, finally, they ask the engineer to break the tie. Which is better, a wife, or a mistress ?
"I like having both", says the engineer. "That way, one of them always assumes I'm off spending time with the other one, and I can go into the office and get some work done".
Cute Cosplay Costume 10
I like this one. The pilot-style cap and the suspenders makes for an interesting contrast.
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